I am still alive! =))

GREETINGS TO ALL UNIVERSE RESIDENTS! TO GOOD HUMAN BEING, RESIDENT EVIL OR WHATEVER........
I AM SO BUSY BECOMING A MILLIONAIRE... MORE TO GO FOR THE TITLE OF BILLIONAIRE!
WE MUST WORK HARD N MAKE SURE THE SPIRITS OF LIFE JOURNEY IS AS HARD AS THE HARD PENIS ERECTION WHEN YOU GONNA ENTER YOUR GOAL! IT MUST BE TIRED BUT THE ORGASM MUST BE REALLY FUN! HAVE FUN EVERYONE! ENJOYS!!!

DON'T FORGET THE POOR, ALWAYS HUMBLE N DO NOT SUPPORT GOVERNMENT COZ IT WILL MAKE THE POOR PEOPLE BECOMING MORE KAIS PAGI MAKAN PAGI, KAIS PTG MAKAN PTG BUT THE RICH PEOPLE BECOMING BZ TO COLLECT MONEY TO BUY THE TICKETS FOR THEMSELF N THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS TO ENTER THE HELL YEAH!!!!

OPSSSST! I DID IT AGAIN, SORRY GOVERNMENT PEOPLE WHO TOLD ME TO STOP THE POLITICAL ISSUE, COZ EVEN KILLING ME IS NOT ENOUGH TO MAKE ME STOP MY SUPPORT ON YOU, IS TO BLAME YOU ALL..........
TO MUSA AMAN THE KE TUA MENTERI SABAH, PATUTLAH SUSAH NAK BELI TANAH DI KK, HABIS KO JUAL UTK BUKAN RAKYAT SABAH!!! GUNUNG KINABALU TU XNAK JUAL? HAJAT DI HATI TRINGIN NAK BELI, DPT 90% GUNUNG TU PUN JADILAHHHHH......... BLEH? KALAU X BLEH, KAU BLEH BLAH!!!!
HWA3!

KITA MINUM DULU!!!

Ni bukan sebarang minum! Aku smakin masak ngan perangai peminum2 @ pemabuk2 ni! Aku dapati kalau org tu memang kaki minum, bila dihidangkan minuman Carlsberg dlm tin, mata yg kuyu2 mula tbukak n senyum! Bila dgr bunyi tin dah dibuka, org tu akan happy n byk ckp pulak! Tapi kalau org yg jarang minum atau x reti minum ni pulak akan menolak tin bila dihidang or let's say dia akan menggelengkan kepala! Si peminum tadi tu pulak dah mula cergas n aktif malah smakin happy bila kwn2 dia xnak minum ( maybe sb dia nak sapu smua minuman! )... Nah apa lagi skali aku bukak Chivas, uwah bukan main cpt dia bangun tlg susun gelas! Aduhhhh sabar jak lah! Mula2 mengantuk terus cergas terus rajin tp mau saja aku suruh dia cuci pinggan mangkuk selepas dia cergas kononnya tu tp xpalah ni kan hari Krismas! Bukan selalu! ni dah hari ke 3 ni aku melayan tetamu2 diundang n yg x diundang! Apa pun hapPENING gilak lah Krismas tahun ni! Parents pulak ala2 buat sambutan besar-besaran! biasanya 2 hari je masak lauk pauk tp skrg dah masuk hari ke 3... Maybe sb inilah Krismas terakhir kami di Sandakan sb next year kami sekeluarga pindah ke KK, bulan 3 baru siap rumah tu!

Ni menu hari pertama Krismas sampai ada org x percaya aku masak! Menu hari ke 2 n hari ni aku lupa amik pic sb tlampau bz woooo! Hwa3! Tu adik aku nbr 2 sempat posing lg tp sorry mukanya x boleh tayang takut jugak aku kena blasah sb body dia body builder skrg ni! hwa3! ( si Vivie sempat suruh aku amik pic dia masa tido tu! ) Hwa3!

Oh ya sebut pasal Miss Vivie ni, thank you toto yg empunya nama ni sb dah 2 kali membelanja aku minum minuman tanpa alkohol yg hanya terdapat di Sandakan n KK je ni... ni dia!